Tuesday's older fiction

Title: Cas + Dean 4Ever
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Ruby
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,704 words
Summary: Dean finds a diary that is like the worst "Do you like me, y/n?" letter in history, Sam helps Castiel with one of the most ill-conceived plans ever, and Ruby is highly amused by everything.
Notes: This may be the longest author's note I ever write. The person most to blame for this is jmtorres, who stayed up several nights with me talking crack-fic, telling me all the funniest things that happen in the interludes, and giving me all the best Ruby lines. As if that weren't enough, she also betaed it. This entire fic was inspired by the first thirty seconds of Leave Me Alone, a fabulously cracky vid, even if this story and that vid have two very different narratives. I've been told to warn people not to google CBT or Lisa Frank. There's been some disagreement over which is worse for the unwary. If you google (or if you don't), please no mocking CBT (or anything along the lines of kink shaming), which is a valid kink, even if it's not one I (or this Dean) share. Feel free to mock Lisa Frank, because I love it and I can take the shame. A hard list is a list of sex acts someone is unwilling to perform, even with a partner they trust. I think that covers everything, but even so: google with care. No, this fic is not as kinky as the author's notes make it sound--you'll have to wait for another fic for that. If you have a massive, massive embarrassment squick (I know I do), you may want to skip the shower scene. Otherwise, I think you'll be fine. This story is placed very firmly in season four. Also, pretty much every story I write in this fandom is going to handwave something (character deaths, universe rules, whatever), and as much as I love Jimmy, this story's handwaving moment is everything having to do with Jimmy. I'm sure I'll write a story dealing with vessels and consent and so forth later, but as far as I'm concerned, for the purposes of this story, Jimmy doesn't exist, Castiel's body is his own, lalala no consent issues. If you have problems with handwaving, I can assure you that I am not the writer you're looking for.

As ever, everything I do in this fandom is to be blamed on lizfu, jmtorres, and shirozora. You are all fabulous enablers, and I love you. ♥





( Dean wasn't snooping. )