So much fail.

[tuesdayficarchived]

So my lost purse with my debit card (now hot carded) and I think with A Movable Feast (thankfully already finished, though I'm one of the few in my class who likes it, damn it)? Also had my flash drive in it. And I hadn't sent important paper to my prof while all fucked up with sleep dep like I thought I had. And it was only on that lost flashdrive.

So! I'll be writing more than one paper while staying up tonight. What does this additional bit of stress mean? My loss is your gain.

Drabble trading. Yes, I know I had prompts open, but they're closed except to someone who'd asked about a fandom before I wrote this entry. This is more stress than usual, and I need something to keep me from hiding in the library basement's bathroom and never, ever, ever coming out again. There are sinks in that bathroom, and a surprisingly clean floor. I could make it until starvation set in, and so few people come along it would be years before they found my body.

You write me one drabble (and I'll be loose in the definition of this), and I'll write you two--basically, I write one, you write one, I give you another. Rinse and repeat for however long you like. I'm crossposting this with my fandom journal.

And . . . go!

ETA: Tomorrow, 4/24/2008, at 11:59:59 p.m., the drabble trade will officially be Over. By which I mean I will answer any submitted before that time with the two to one deal, but merely admire and feedback any submitted after. Because of this, you can submit as many as you want without waiting for me to catch up (and even make vague suggestions I might follow for my responses). So. Last chance. TWO TO ONE. GO!

(If I'm flooded, I'm going to try to have all my responses back by the end of finals, but I make no guarantees other than there will be responses to everything submitted before 12:00:00 4/25.)

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Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[lizfu.livejournal.com]

Their first kiss had been an awkward stumble towards sexuality: scraping teeth, nervous lips that twisted and contorted as they tried to find out how they fit together, tongues unsure of what they should do once in the other's mouth. They had kissed in a tree, hiding from their respective teams in between a mission.

It had taken three months before Kakashi let Guy touch her breasts. Guy marveled at the softness under her hand, how it fit perfectly in her grip, easy to massage. It has like Guy's breast but at the same time not. A squeak escaped Kakashi has she squeezed a nipple.

The next day, Kakashi pushed Guy on her back and hesitantly slid her fingers under Guy's spandex jumpsuit via neck, stretching it, until she reached Guy's breasts. The spandex ripped.

Their first time came a few months later after a particular difficult mission in which Guy and her team almost didn't make it back alive. Guy stumbled into Kakashi's apartment at 2AM and took Kakashi in her arm, pressing her lips against her lover's with urgency and desperation. Kakashi responded likewise, and 3AM found them naked, hands on and inside another, breath mingling.

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Sorry - I wanted to write femslash fluff of the first time variety that was also horrific. If they were girls, they would probably be competitive still....

Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[tuesdayfic.livejournal.com]

["that was also horrific"--why must you always be hating on my otp even as you write and draw it? Though the spandex thing was awkward. Oh, young Kakashi. If you don't learn to respect the spandex, you'll never get laid. And yes, Guy would still be extremely competetive.]

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"Okay, Architect, I've fixed your power source. Now it's your turn to hold up your end of the bargain--where's my transport?"

"You're not nearly so altruistic, Luk, as you pretend around your friend." Magra spoke as she pulled out a remote and handed it over.

"He's not my friend," Luk replied, practically snatching it out of her hands.

"Oh, I'm sorry, should I have said 'fucktoy'?"

Luk gave her a long-suffering look. "It's not like that."

"Right," Magra agreed, amenable now that she had what she wanted. "Come back in another few years and tell me the same thing."

Luk pressed a few buttons on the remote. "That assumes I'd want to come back at all."

Magra allowed herself a small smile as Luk disappeared, then a full out smirk once he was gone. "That assumes you'll have a choice at all."

Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[lizfu.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I forgot that spandex is really frickin' hard to rip after I pressed "Post Comment". I screamed in impotent rage and then decided that since Kakashi is a ninja, she might have the strength/tenacity to rip it.

Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to kill you when I get out of here," Zach said. "Children will weep and the ground will split open and blood will rain from the sky." Zach continued to detail the imminent results of having incurred his wrath, another sign of his being out of his mind on drugs. Luk was almost proud, if Zach would just stop throwing himself at the bars of his cage.

"Blood from the sky!" Zach repeated insistently. "Virgin Mary's tears!"

"And the return of Lolbet and the complete destruction of the Confederation and Republic both, yes, yes, I know," said Luk soothingly.

Zach nearly frothed with rage. Luk smiled and checked the time. He would have another five minutes before Zach would start remembering what happened. Best to take advantage of the opportunity presented.

Luk poked Zach again with the Detox Stick.

Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[lizfu.livejournal.com]

XD

I bet Luk is enjoying this XD

I wish I had a Detox Stick....

Re: Genderswitch: Guy and Kakashi - OH GOD!

[tuesdayfic.livejournal.com]

It's like all his Christmases come at once.

You only need to use the Detox Stick once. Anything after that is just unnecessary cruelty. Which, uh, is why Luk only used it once. Right. Who knows how those other bruises got there?