Naruto prodded his chest and then grinned widely, “this is so cool.
“That is not the word I would use Naruto,” Lee yipped as he folded his arms tightly across his chest and flushed. “Embarrassing, humiliating, unyouthf-“
“Freakin’ awesome,” Naruto agreed as he swept his arms right, “behold! My tits are like three times bigger’n everyone else’s here!”
Shino made a small choked sound and swiveled, trying to catch sight of his own ass, which had sprouted dispraportionally as the weight had swept from his entire body and centered there, and his chest. What had been a loose-fitting sweater now strained at the buttons.
Kiba for the most part was too busy cackling to himself and bouncing up and down to take much notice in Shino’s horrific predicament.
“I think it’s awful,” Sakura raged, “why the hell do I have a beard now? Whose sick idea of a joke is this?!”
Jiraiya wisely said nothing at all, and tried to figure out where Kakashi and Gai had gotten off to.
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Gender-swap Prank
Date: 2008-04-17 01:18 am (UTC)Naruto prodded his chest and then grinned widely, “this is so cool.
“That is not the word I would use Naruto,” Lee yipped as he folded his arms tightly across his chest and flushed. “Embarrassing, humiliating, unyouthf-“
“Freakin’ awesome,” Naruto agreed as he swept his arms right, “behold! My tits are like three times bigger’n everyone else’s here!”
Shino made a small choked sound and swiveled, trying to catch sight of his own ass, which had sprouted dispraportionally as the weight had swept from his entire body and centered there, and his chest. What had been a loose-fitting sweater now strained at the buttons.
Kiba for the most part was too busy cackling to himself and bouncing up and down to take much notice in Shino’s horrific predicament.
“I think it’s awful,” Sakura raged, “why the hell do I have a beard now? Whose sick idea of a joke is this?!”
Jiraiya wisely said nothing at all, and tried to figure out where Kakashi and Gai had gotten off to.