Tuesday's older fiction

And for your second one, something happier crack-ier:

Kakashi looked from Guy to the dresser. "No," he said. Guy gave Kakashi one of those pleading looks. "Hell, no."

"I did your stupid sexy no jutsu challenge and roleplayed three scenes from Icha Icha Tactics," Guy pointed out.

"You enjoyed tying me up as much as I did," said Kakashi. "Maybe more."

"There was also the gag."

"You brought that on yourself."

"And the public sex." Kakashi smiled at the reminder, remembering how Guy had blushed for weeks despite not getting caught. "Not to mention the cake incident."

"Fine." Kakashi heaved a long suffering sigh. "I'll wear the damn spandex. But I get to choose whatever I want next time."

"Maybe this isn't such a good ide--"

Kakashi snatched up the green cloth and brandished it at Guy. "Too late. I'll do it." He stripped and pulled on the jumpsuit. Who knew it felt just as clingy from the inside as it looked from the outside? Despite the discomfort, Kakashi couldn't tamp down on the smirk stretching his lips. "Think of it this way, Guy. It can't be as bad as the thing with the cake."

Guy did not look reassured.