[also original] "What do you mean you were elected emperor?"
"Your asshole brother abdicated while you were gone, and tried instituting a democratic system. They didn't understand the idea of a president, but they did end up deciding I could run the country better, and they all apparently think I'm married to you anyway."
"But we're both male!"
"I know."
“I’m going to kill him.”
“Oh, don’t worry. One of my first acts as emperor was his execution.”
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Re: My drabble - let me shows you it
Date: 2008-04-16 02:04 pm (UTC)"What do you mean you were elected emperor?"
"Your asshole brother abdicated while you were gone, and tried instituting a democratic system. They didn't understand the idea of a president, but they did end up deciding I could run the country better, and they all apparently think I'm married to you anyway."
"But we're both male!"
"I know."
“I’m going to kill him.”
“Oh, don’t worry. One of my first acts as emperor was his execution.”
“What?”
“I’m kidding.”
“Oh, good.”
“I tried to have him flogged.”
“I really hope you’re kidding.”
“If that’s what helps you sleep at night.”