Oh my christ, tl__dr just linked me to the fic and then I stalked you back here so I could leave a proper comment telling you how insanely in love with you I am.

Because I am. Because that was amazing. I mean, seriously. I fucking loved it to bits. "On the third, awesome, mutant hand," was my first favorite part and then there were sixty million more favorite parts and basically the whole fic is one big favorite part. One big amazing wonderful perfect favorite part.